NOTE: I have moved all my content over to my new site You can find the new version of the post here: https://solutr.com/posts/2014-12-30-the-day-perl-became-a-bit-disgusting-or-why-php-got-the-better-cgi-enviroment/
From Perl/Linux Junior System Administrator to System Automation Engineer in less than 20 years. I am still no developer.